This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Bears guard Kyle Long on one thing Donald Trump got right:
I need this hat pic.twitter.com/K5qKAngSvs
— Kyle (@Ky1eLong) July 23, 2015
Pro Football Hall of Famer Michael Strahan proving he literally does it all:
— Michael Strahan (@michaelstrahan) July 24, 2015
Rams punter Johnny Hekker on the state of multimedia journalism:
Espn be like… Watch this amazing video!! 30 second ad 6 second sports vine… #Weak
— Johnny Hekker (@JHekker) July 23, 2015
LPGA golfer Brittany Lincicome on the spoils of being a pro athlete:
— Brittany Lincicome (@Brittany1golf) July 23, 2015
Texans DE JJ Watt on that little (Spanish) kid inside all of us:
Me gusta la leche con chocolate.
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) July 23, 2015
Giants guard Geoff Schwartz on the #NextGeneration:
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) July 23, 2015
Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin on #TBBW (throwback binge-watching):
Binge watching Ally McBeal on Netflix. Should I be ashamed or proud that I remember most of these episodes from nearly 20 years ago?!?
— Natalie Coughlin (@NatalieCoughlin) July 23, 2015
Former NHL winger and current AHL player Paul Bissonnette on inflation:
Been a while since I went to a corner store to buy some 5 cent candies and I did tonight and now they sell for 10 cents. WTF is that?
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) July 24, 2015
Former MLB pitcher Dallas Braden on #CaliLife:
Words to live by as a Californian living in Drought City USA: if it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down! #nocourtesyflush
— Dallas Braden (@DALLASBRADEN209) July 22, 2015
Skateboarding legend Tony Hawk and friends proving you can skate anywhere:
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) July 24, 2015
Dolphins DE Derrick Shelby on regrets:
I should have got one of those bald cats, cat hair everywhere!!!
— Derrick Shelby (@DerrickShelbyII) July 23, 2015
A’s third baseman Brett Lawrie says “Take that, 140-character limit!”:
— Brett Lawrie (@blawrie13) July 23, 2015
Former WWE Superstar and current UFC fighter CM Punk on jumping the gun:
Shoot. Just a accidentally blocked the wrong person. Sorry buddy.
— Coach (@CMPunk) July 23, 2015
Safe travels, Indiana Fever guard Marissa Coleman … see you at the WNBA All-Star Game!:
Wheeeeeels up to Conn
— Marissa Coleman (@MarissaC_25) July 23, 2015