The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

While they talk, we Chirp:

Orioles pitcher Steve Johnson and more on Monday Night Football:

Omg — Flash Gordon (@JOSH_GORDONXII) December 1, 2015

Are you kidding me! — Flash Gordon (@JOSH_GORDONXII) December 1, 2015

Some times I hate being a @Browns fan. — The Miz (@mikethemiz) December 1, 2015

Sun forward Chiney Ogwumike on the world’s most expensive fruit:

#Mood:

Thanks:

Good tempo let’s keep it up — Sam Dekker (@dekker) December 1, 2015

Warriors forward Harrison Barnes and more on 19 and 0:

#NowPlaying:

Drinking and listening to Waylon’s rendition of House of the Rising Sun. Don’t try it at home. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) November 30, 2015

Spurs forward Kyle Anderson and more on important questions:

Why do sooooo many people hate the @SEC conference… Someone please explain! What have we done 2 deserve so much heat!?! #SECNation — Jovan Haye ® (@jovan_haye) December 1, 2015

ATHLETES WITH PIZZA:

And finally, Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy on trust: