This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Colts long snapper Matt Overton and more on #TheBachelorFinale:
— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 10, 2015
Dammit that’s totally how I should have proposed to @sarahcolonna. In a barn with a ring given to me by a sponsor.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 10, 2015
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy on first-world decision-making:
“who ya gonna call?” “I dunno. Whichever Ghostbusters has the best yelp reviews I suppose.” — Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 10, 2015
NFL linebacker Shaun Phillips is always on the lookout:
I have serious issues every time I see a tall dude I say to myself I will dunk on him.
— Shaun Phillips (@ShaunPhillips95) March 10, 2015
Retired NFL punter Chris Kluwe on feats and consequences:
Two and a half miles in ~19 minutes after a week off being sick – not bad. Goal is to get to 17.5. (7 minute mile pace for 3 miles) — Chris Warcraft (@ChrisWarcraft) March 9, 2015
Although the satisfaction was somewhat tempered by arriving back home and seeing the dogs had eaten an entire bag of 10 tomatoes. — Chris Warcraft (@ChrisWarcraft) March 9, 2015
With Brett Anderson, Clayton Kershaw and Brandon McCarthy, the Dodgers clubhouse looks like fun:
.@ClaytonKersh22 I see you haven’t lost your touch when it comes to using emojis though.
— Brett Anderson (@BrettAnderson35) March 10, 2015
— Clayton Kershaw (@ClaytonKersh22) March 10, 2015