
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Ravens running back Justin Forsett on the things some people do:
Just saw a guy w/ a squirrel as a pet. It was sitting on his shoulder & the guy was feeding it! You can train a squirrel? #SquirrelWhisperer
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) April 20, 2015
Did yall seat that lady who ate 13lbs of steak in an hour? #ThatCanNotBeHealthy #SheGonnaRegretThatLater
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) April 20, 2015
Why anyone would want to be dropped off in the middle of nowhere w/o food/drink baffles why anyone would do it naked confuses me even more
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) April 21, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Donte Stallworth with a #CaptionThis winner:
Jimmy Butler is looking at Joakim Noah like, "You know nothing, Jon Snow." pic.twitter.com/Zti6mv7mLA
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) April 21, 2015
Wizards center Kevin Seraphin is playing mind games:
When. You. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
— kevin seraphin (@french_savage) April 20, 2015
Retired NFL linebacker Shawne Merriman on keeping your head on a swivel:
I get nervous around my friends who are comedians, I feel like they're always looking for material
— Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) April 21, 2015
NBA guard Jared Cunningham on loading up:
I have to because the new ones suck pic.twitter.com/24Mq1IIyQo
— JC (@J1Flight) April 21, 2015
Padres minor league first baseman Cody Decker on simple dreams:
I want to be the action hero that stops my slow motion walk, turn, look at the explosion I created, and then giggle at my work....
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) April 20, 2015
Women’s tennis player Bethanie Mattek-Sands… are you gonna eat that?:
I really should've had someone video me touching the guy on the right. @PorscheTennis does their buffet RIGHT! ☺️?? pic.twitter.com/vzQTNZ6w1K
— Bethanie MattekSands (@matteksands) April 20, 2015
Ravens K Justin Tuck and Raiders LB Justin Tucker… wait, or is it kicker Justin Tucker and… wait…:
This happens so frequently. Ppl probably confused because of my insane pass-rushing ability. https://t.co/tHxfx3oxYg
— Justin Tucker (@jtuck9) April 21, 2015
Yea I've been known to kick 50 yd FGs to win games as time expires https://t.co/8GIOQ0Tf8i
— Justin Tuck (@JustinTuck) April 21, 2015
Women’s tennis player Nicole Gibbs on survival mode:
S/o to chick from previous yoga class who came out bawling as I walked in. Rly inspired confidence 4 how my next 60 min were gonna b spent — Nicole Gibbs (@Gibbsyyyy) April 21, 2015