The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

WTA player Caroline Wozniacki on secret talents:

Bills safety Aaron Williamson good omens:

SnowboarderMark McMorrison alternative birthday parties:

NBA guardKendall Marshallon #NetflixProblems:

ay @netflix, can I please have some time to evaluate my life and formulate a decision on my own before you start the next episode.

Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) April 29, 2015

A’s outfielderJosh Reddickgives Indians pitcherTrevor Bauerthe Eastwood salute:

Retired MLB playerChipper Joneson relativity:

LPGA golferMichelle Wieon Texas cooking:

Dodgers pitcherBrandon McCarthyon technology upgrades:

Redskins running back Alfred Morris took over our account for a Twitter Q&A:

@PlayersTribune @Trey_Deuces @lenovoUS who’s your favorite running back in this year’s draft? #AlfredLive

Jack Klein (@bigplayjk) April 28, 2015