The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Broncos wide receiver Kyle Williams on hot young prospects:

Rams defensive end Chris Long on slam-dunk cases:

I’m suing Giancarlo Stanton because his home run ball just struck me in the head in my kitchen in St. Louis.

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) May 13, 2015

WTA players Maria Sharapova and Petra Kvitova on being the emoji you want to see in the world:

Bengals cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick on the existential ramifications of #DeflateGate:

NFL defensive end Brett Keisel on hard-won lessons:

Redskins tight end Niles Paul on lost ones:

Texans running back Arian Foster on gaming urges:

IndyCar racer Sage Karam on important questions:

Former NBA center Shaquille O’Neal on fair warnings:

Former NFL tight end Tom Crabtree on #LogicFails:

Pelicans swingman Quincy Pondexter on #UncleFails:

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers photo-bombs Mr. Wonderful:

Eagles linebacker Emmanuel Acho on bonus incentives:

Bears linebacker Sam Acho and ATP player Roger Federer on perseverance:

WTA player Alison Riske on learning curves: