The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Saints running back Mark Ingram and more on Chris Weidman retaining his middleweight title with a first-round TKO over Vitor Belfort at UFC 187:

Former NFL tight end Shannon Sharpe and more on Chef Curry, cooking vs. Houston:

Texans running back Arian Foster on wanting no part of curses:

Former WWE wrestler CM Punk on getting it right—again:

ATP player Novak Djokovic and WTA player Andrea Petkovic on #Eurovision2015:

Bears guard Kyle Long on finer feelings:

That feeling when you’re a supreme badass — KL (@Ky1eLong) May 24, 2015

WTA player Victoria Azarenka and more on finding something (else) to do in Paris:

LPGA golfer Cindy LaCrosse on phantom headwear:

Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara on rolling Starburst snake eyes:

Magic guard  Elfrid Payton on balanced meals:

LPGA golfer Brittany Lincicome on making new friends on the course:

Dolphins wide receiver Greg Jennings and WTA player Petra Kvitova on team efforts:

Former NFL wide receiver Cris Carter and more on scouting:

Strongest forehead in the game Merle Haggard — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) May 24, 2015

I look like a douchebag “@tamzid90: Jason Kelce sporting the most manliest of man bun and man beard.” — Jason Kelce (@Jkelce) May 23, 2015