The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Warriors center Andrew Bogut on the best kind of selfie—the championship parade selfie:

Great snap from the championship parade in Oakland this past week….! Made an exception for the #selfie — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) June 24, 2015

Giants guard Geoff Schwartz on gym etiquette:

Padres first baseman Cody Decker on #WhoWoreItBest:

Warriors forward Andre Iguodala and more on important questions:

how do we not have wifi on planes yet in Australia though? — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) June 23, 2015

NBA guard Kendall Marshall on Top 5s:

rapper? hell no. entertainer, I guess. — RT @richboihunna: @KButter5 Is Yung Thug in the top 5 as of right now in rap?? — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) June 23, 2015

Broncos running back Montee Ball on Top 4s:

Mercury forward Monique Currie on upgrades:

…and downgrades:

PGA golfer Jason Dufner on having a feel for the course:

Texans cornerback Charles James II on legislation reform:

Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas on winning it all:

Lol hell yeah RT @celticaustralia: Yo @Isaiah_Thomas I got you. Champions. #NBA2K15 — Isaiah Thomas (@Isaiah_Thomas) June 23, 2015

Padres first baseman Cody Decker on staying ahead of the curve:

Broncos running back C.J. Anderson on modest requests:

Steelers running back DeAngelo Williams on Bane Jr.:

Dolphins linebacker Jelani Jenkins on one-word Game of Thrones reviews:

Rams defensive end Chris Long on broken clocks:

It’s 8PM in Amsterdam and my body clock is ticked off. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 23, 2015

Pro lacrosse midfielder Paul Rabil on finding a second sport:

Thanks, Victoria Azarenka:

And finally, Magic guards Elfrid Payton & Devyn Marble on the most important news story of the year:

@elfrid Them look fire bruh. That's the new wave? — Devyn Marble (@DevMarble) June 24, 2015