The Chirp

This The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

New York Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on a nice surprise:

Warriors big man Marreese Speightson perspective:

Bucks point guard Kendall Marshallhas no shame:

Über’d to wingstop, didn’t take into consideration every table being used. sat outside on the steps and ate. #NoShame — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) December 19, 2014

Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long on a treat from his apparently multi-talented kicker:

Nothing better – thanks @RobbieGould09 — Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) December 20, 2014

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthyon standing up for what’s important:

Former MLB pitcher Dirk Hayhurst on payback:

Pro tennis player Alison Riske is indulging:

Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson with some sage advice from a wise man:

San Diego Padres first baseman Cody Deckerwith an interesting take on ugly Christmas sweaters:

Former NBA player Chris Taft on his fiery workout:

I am in the gym trying to get a workout in and 15 mins into my workout Fire alarm sounds and we gotta get out. Smh — Chris Taft (@BlessedTaft) December 20, 2014

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is dying for an invite:

U.S. Women’s soccer midfielder Megan Rapinoe leaves us with an… interesting image: