The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Actor and professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is seeing double this holiday season:

MMA fighter Mitch Clarke on language:

Hornets guard Gerald Henderson remembers Christmas Eve Santa preparation strategy:

Pro golfer Cheyenne Woods wonders how long you can “locate” your patience during the holidays:

MLB pitcher Dirk Hayhurst has the chimney well guarded:

Warriors forward Andrew Bogut on “The Interview”:

Possibly one of the best all time marketing strategies by Sony……, — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) December 23, 2014

MLB pitcher Brett Anderson may have identified a new strain of flu:

Pistons guard Spencer Dinwiddiel oves Christmas but he really loves April:

Pro tennis player CoCo Vandeweghe has some advice:

Oakland A’s outfielder Josh Reddick is talking tech:

NFL veteran Takeo Spikes on things he might have Googled:

Former NBA All-Star Jalen Rose makes a simple but persuasive argument:

The force is strong with Olympic pro snowboarder Elena Hight: