The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Baltimore Orioles pitcher Steve Johnson on people who have it worse than you:

Pro tennis player Eugenie Bouchard on the intersection of a selfie and a cabbie:

Former pro baseball player Michael Schlact has a valid question:

Former NFL player Marcellus Wiley is feeling strong about his predictions:

MMA fighter Mitch Clarke on mistaken identities:

St. Louis Rams DE Chris Long is testing the limits of social media:

Seeing how many likes a paper towel roll can get on Instagram — Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) December 27, 2014

Pro tennis player Alison Riske has a pet peeve:

New Orleans Saints WR Kenny Stills knows how to crowdsource:

Milwaukee Bucks guard Jared Dudley needs some movie recs:

St. Louis Rams WR Stedman Baileyis always thinking about resolutions:

New Orleans Saints safety Rafael Bush may have found his New Year’s resolution:

Oakland A’s outfielder Josh Reddick… also has a New Year’s resolution?