The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Oklahoma City Thunder guard  Kevin Durant dropped 44 last night in his return from a foot injury, and he’s feeling pretty good:

Golden State Warriors guard Klay Thompson, time traveler:

NFL free agent Adam Carrikerconfirms that the future is now:

Someone should check if U.S. Men’s National Team member DeAndre Yedlinis still circling that roundabout:

Former NFL player Chad Johnson is making promises that you didn’t really ask for:

Pro golfer Michelle Wie shares a hug with fellow pro Christina Kim:

Philadelphia Eagles lineman Evan Mathis shows us that knowledge can, in some cases, hurt:

In the new year, Washington Redskins free safety Ryan Clark is keeping it both practical and real:

What does former NFL player Donté Stallworth have against barbers?

It’s shaping up to be a frustrating year for pro baseball player Cody Decker:

Oakland Raiders punter Marquette King sees through your new juicing diet:

Portland Trailblazers guard Damian Lillard prefers show, not tell:

Pro basketball player Jordan Hamilton is feeling motivational:

NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski, like many Americans right now, is starting the new year from a couch:

But Denver Broncos cornerback Tony Carter knows how to start it off right: