
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Eagles cornerback Brandon Boykin and more on Drake’s surprise mixtape drop:
Drake just dropped an album on yall like Beyoncé .. Genius
— Brandon Boykin (@BrandonBoykin2) February 13, 2015
Does Drake know I go to bed at 10….kats dropping surprise album past my bedtime
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) February 13, 2015
Woke up to a text from @JoeyBats19 that said, "If You're Reading This It's Too Late." Mixtape will be bumpin' through workouts. Lol @Drake
— Marcus Stroman (@STR0) February 13, 2015
Horrible day on the course. Instantly made better after this download. ? pic.twitter.com/UYbliVwoTT
— Cheyenne Woods (@Cheyenne_Woods) February 13, 2015
Retired NFL offensive lineman Damien Woody on music and lyrics:
I swear I’m listening to the worst lyrics ever on this song but the beat got me stuck
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) February 13, 2015
I can’t be the only person that this happens to….
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) February 13, 2015
Do ppl even listen to lyrics anymore?!
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) February 13, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Long on what it’s like when… :
https://t.co/qLzOEtsYgi When u drunk but u need money out da ATM — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 12, 2015
Pirates center fielder Andrew McCutchen on crop dusting:
I jus watched an older guy in Starbucks lift his leg up in front of everyone, and let one rip. #IGottaWalkNThatDirection #AndHesLaughing
— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) February 12, 2015
Dolphins linebacker Dannell Ellerbeon being easily amused:
Mannnn my son has all these toys but he insist on playing with a water bottle lol
— Dannell Ellerbe (@ellerbe59) February 12, 2015
Pacers guard C.J. Mileson bad vibes:
I've seen people get to their angriest points in an airport .. Like this is just a terrible place lol..
— C.J. Miles (@masfresco) February 12, 2015
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartzon rushing around:
"Boarding all first class" and 500 people run to the gate. You know the plane isn't leaving without you. Slow down. This is always USAir
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) February 12, 2015
Seahawks fullback Derrick Coleman on making his disadvantage an advantage:
I bet everyone wish they had hearing loss like me when they sit next to babies on airplanes! I think I’m going to turn off hearing aids! — Derrick Coleman Jr (@DC2forlife) February 12, 2015
Retired NFL defensive end Marcellus Wiley on head starts:
This little nugget is starting early! Watch out @MichelleDBeadle @SportsNation pic.twitter.com/AsLLbk9iMz
— Marcellus Wiley ? (@marcelluswiley) February 13, 2015
Redskins tight end Niles Paulon Kanye’s clothes:
I'm almost positive that Kanye West got his inspiration for his clothing line from the people of Zion in The Matrix
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) February 13, 2015
Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long on “just five more minutes…”:
Right when you’re ready to go to bed Ben affleck and Bruce Willis are contracted to nuke a meteor. Bedtime delayed — Kyle (@Ky1eLong) February 13, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is tweeting upside down:
ʇuəɯəʌoɯ əʌol sıɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇəƃ ll'əʍ ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ os 'əɯıʇpəq ʎɯ s'ʇı ʇnq əldoəd noʎ əʌol ı
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 13, 2015