
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Retired U.S. Men’s Soccer forward Taylor Twellman and more on #SNL40:
Successfully peed my pants 3 times. #SNL40
— Taylor Twellman (@TaylorTwellman) February 16, 2015
Peyton Manning can just count his United Way skit on SNL as a second Super Bowl.
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) February 16, 2015
Lorne Michaels must be settling some weird debt with Billy Ray allowing Miley to be a part of this SNL anniversary. — Brett Anderson (@BAnderson_30)February 16, 2015
I wish each week's SNL was broken down like sports. Overachievers & underperformers. Opinions. Shows like PTI but just for sketch comedy
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) February 16, 2015
U.S. Women’s Soccer forward Sydney Leroux on Fifty Shades of Grey:
50 Shades Of Grey had us like... pic.twitter.com/TCwlVDAxOY
— Sydney Leroux Dwyer (@sydneyleroux) February 16, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Long on The Walking Dead:
Does anyone in the walking dead just have a casual convo like “man I’m chafing hard” “oh I think I have some gold bond… Nevermind I don’t” — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 16, 2015
It’s usually like “hey Rick I’m chaffing hard do you have any gold bond?” “I’ll look right after I tell you the meaning of life.”
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 16, 2015
Men’s lacrosse midfielder Paul Rabilon alley-oops:
Steph Harden ? https://t.co/ZpE4kXRMqN
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) February 16, 2015
Lebron. So nice... https://t.co/TB3hmCz0v0
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) February 16, 2015
Seahawks punter Jon Ryan on covering your tracks:
Sat next to a guy at the bar this afternoon who had glitter on his face. Always shower after you go to the strip club guys.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) February 15, 2015
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on true love:
Just got into bed, n my sleeping wife says "I smell brownies, you make brownies?" Before I even answer, she's sleeping again. Lol. Love her
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) February 16, 2015
Women’s tennis player CoCo Vandeweghe on creative napping:
A friend just saw this boring a plane... The struggle bus just put it self into park. ?? pic.twitter.com/2f7cPWeLIj
— CoCo Vandeweghe (@CoCoVandey) February 16, 2015
Six-foot-eight international basketball center Elizabeth Cambage on lending a helping height:
nothing brings me more happiness then when lil old ladies ask me to help them reach something up high at the supermarket — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) February 16, 2015
I feel like that’s my calling in life — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) February 16, 2015
Bills running back Boobie Dixon on historic cold:
I'm ready for pool season to begin ?
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) February 16, 2015
Tulsa Shock point guard Skylar Diggins on the NBA All-Star Weekend hangover:
12 hrs of sleep in 3 days. "Been two days since I laid down"
— Skylar Diggins-Smith (@SkyDigg4) February 16, 2015