The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on over-scouting:

Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola on foreign customs:

We’re not sure what country Dolphins linebacker Cameron Wakeis in…:

Women’s tennis player Genie Bouchard on keeping up with the times:

Nuggets forward Danilo Gallinarii s taller than Pitbull:

Suns guard Isaiah Thomas on Floyd Mayweather‘s hoop game:

The champ @FloydMayweather has hoop game too. Better watch out! — Isaiah Thomas (@Isaiah_Thomas) February 18, 2015

NFL tight end Tom Crabtree taking a stand on the tough issues:

NASCAR driver Brad Keselowskion dancing pups:

Former NFL linebacker Shawne Merrimanis on cleanup duty:

Rams defensive end Chris Long on late-night food runs:

I used to think heartburn was a joke. Then I ate 3 pizza lunchables and drank a bunch of beers. It lasted for 4 days. I’m not laughing now. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015

Talk to your doctor about Prilosec if you’ve been eating pizza lunchables. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015

Maybe my issue was that I skipped the Capri sun. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015

I’ve had some pretty gross meals late night. Pizza lunchables doesn’t wait to destroy the lining of your esophagus. It gets started NOW. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015

I eat like a bird most days but if I’m going to tell the cab driver to stop at 7-11 after 1AM its going to get ugly. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015

In college I lived near a 7-11…. Every time it was those 7-11 taquitos. I’d get six of them and call it a night. 21 y/o metabolism. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 18, 2015