The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

49ers offensive lineman Jonathan Martin is fleeing:

It’s been real East Coast… But my ass is heading back to Cali sunshine & 75 degree weather — Jonathan A. Martin (@J_Martin71) February 19, 2015

Clippers center Ekpe Udoh just couldn’t take it:

Pro snowboarder and skateboarder Shaun White on riding in style:

Dodgers pitcher Brett Andersonon the downside of pro sports:

Lions tight end Joseph Fauria doesn’t get preferential treatment:

DMV Line is the first line I’ve waited in since the 3rd grade. #BigJoeDontWaitInLines — Joseph Fauria (@BigJoeFauria) February 18, 2015

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson on tough sacrifices:

Women’s tennis player Victoria Azarenkaon Socks for Dummies:

Ravens offensive lineman Kelechi Osemeleon shattered dreams:

Former cyclist Lance Armstrongmaaaay havehit the Uber jackpot:

Colts offensive lineman Anthony Castonzoon dream snacks:

Giants cornerback Prince Amukamaraon forgetting:

Pacers guard C.J. Milessharing an early GIF of the Year candidate: