
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Panthers tight end Greg Olsen and Redskins defensive end Jarvis Jenkins on overreactions:
So what are we supposed to do when everything is closed for a "snow day" but there is exactly 0 inches of snow?
— Greg Olsen (@gregolsen88) February 26, 2015
Atlanta people kill me lol they think it’s gon snow and they shut everything down. They wouldn’t last in DC❄️❄️❄️❄️. It’s jus rain — jarvis jenkins (@Jarvis99jenkins) February 25, 2015
Marlins infielderDee Gordonon skipping practice:
It's a snake at the front door...I am now announcing that I will not be reporting to spring training tomorrow...NOPE!?
— Dee Strange-Gordon (@FlashGJr) February 26, 2015
Colts cornerbackDarius Butleron age discrepancy:
Crazy... http://t.co/Xm22Hyu9Ym pic.twitter.com/Xr31rnLimS
— Darius Butler (@DariusJButler) February 26, 2015
Phoenix Mercury forwardMonique Currieon the unexplainable:
I've never understood how your shoe can come off during a game . That's so bizarre to me
— Monique Currie (@Mocurrie25) February 26, 2015
Bears defensive endKyle Longon motivation:
I’m headed to gym with 1 thing on my mind this morning – get strong enough to deal with the Sasquatch I saw in that Yellowstone video %Yeti
- Kyle (@Ky1eLong) February 26, 2015
Patriots running backShaneVereenon failspotting:
Dude just broke his swing chair n didn't think anyone saw lmao... I see u playin that off tho ?
— Shane Vereen (@ShaneVereen34) February 26, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Longon surviving the wilderness:
https://t.co/oyV2V5Jmy2 — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 25, 2015
That’s probably not right but that dude is out of his mind slapping that bear…. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 25, 2015
Browns safety Donte Whitneron tough coaching:
Every time I talk to my financial advisor it feels like I'm being called into the principals office....?
— DonteHitner31 (@DonteWhitner) February 25, 2015
NFL tight end Tom Crabtreeon a good marriage:
Wife and i are at a good place in our marriage. I fart mid conversation and neither of us misses a beat. We just keep talking about HGTV.
— Tom Crabtree (@itsCrab) February 25, 2015
Seahawks punter Jon Ryanon “random” drug testing:
I had a "random" drug test at our condo today. I guess the NFL didn't appreciate my American Ninja Warrior pictures. pic.twitter.com/mL6lkOfH5f
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) February 26, 2015
Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowskion the ladies:
Sometimes chicks are crazy...I don't got a girlfriend
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) February 26, 2015