The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Just about everyone on #TheDress:

I don’t care what color that dress is, it’s so ugly get it out of my face and off social media, thank you. — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage)February 27, 2015

Dodgers pitcher Brett Andersonand retired NFL tight end Jake Ballardoffer explanations:

Retired NFL punter Chris Kluweon sad truths:

Ravens wide receiver Aldrick Robinsonon hype:

Dolphins defensive tackle Jared Odrickon anything — please, justsomething besides #TheDress:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on missing out:

Former NFL linebacker Shawne Merrimanon athletic benefits:

Retired NBA point guard Kenny “The Jet” Smithon something you don’t see every day:

Athletics pitcher Sonny Grayon being late to the party:

Will someone please fill me in with this dress situation. I am very confused.#blackblue— Sonny Gray (@SonnyGray2)February 27, 2015