
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Just about everyone on #TheDress:
What color is this dress? pic.twitter.com/o2sdk0oIAJ
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) February 27, 2015
Who else has seen this White & Gold vs Black & Blue dress?! I saw one, but now I see the other. I need an explanation!!
— Cheyenne Woods (@Cheyenne_Woods) February 27, 2015
So this pic with this dress is it really changing color bc I seen both white and gold and blue and black
— rafael bush (@rbush36) February 27, 2015
Welp it was white and gold. Now it's black and blue. I'm lost. I give up
— Matt Duffy (@mm_duffy) February 27, 2015
✊ http://t.co/tmyMGeyDJI pic.twitter.com/AgR7vvu86h
— Brian Hartline (@brianhartline) February 27, 2015
Everybody around me was seeing white and gold... I was just keeping my mouth shut disappointed with my eyes and brain
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) February 27, 2015
#whatcoloristhisdress has totally interrupted my night as I just spent a ridiculous amount of time googling this magic trip. #WHITEANDGOLD
— Tara Lipinski (@taralipinski) February 27, 2015
I love gold roses. pic.twitter.com/C6bBtV5Z9v
— TJ Lang (@TJLang70) February 27, 2015
Welp I've been staring at this damn dress for the past couple of hours .... Colors aside (blue & black) all I see is an ugly ass dress.
— Matt Overton (@MattOverton_LS) February 27, 2015
It's gonna be impossible to match shoes with that dress
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) February 27, 2015
? http://t.co/5SXXnz1Yqu pic.twitter.com/JeGdYUJ3MT
— Darius Butler (@DariusJButler) February 27, 2015
I don’t care what color that dress is, it’s so ugly get it out of my face and off social media, thank you. — Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage)February 27, 2015
Now they tryna tell me it depends on your mood... I'm happier than pharrell right now and I still see blue and black
— Deion Sanders Jr (@DeionSandersJr) February 27, 2015
What color is this bottle? Answer is purple, blue, white and a touch of green. Night night llamas. pic.twitter.com/XS8xUAS1EC
— Mike Commodore (@commie22) February 27, 2015
Dodgers pitcher Brett Andersonand retired NFL tight end Jake Ballardoffer explanations:
Have fun with bad eyes white and gold people. pic.twitter.com/tQSY5BdxXZ
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) February 27, 2015
“@_Snape_: You're all idiots. #TheDress pic.twitter.com/z6L85WKMIN”
— Jake ballard (@TheJakeBallard) February 27, 2015
Retired NFL punter Chris Kluweon sad truths:
The Internet has gone and lost its goddamn mind.
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 27, 2015
Ravens wide receiver Aldrick Robinsonon hype:
The first female to wear that white and gold dress to the club gone get hella attention
— Aldrick Robinson (@AldrickRobinson) February 27, 2015
Dolphins defensive tackle Jared Odrickon anything — please, justsomething besides #TheDress:
Shorts with no pockets are the devil.
— Jared Odrick (@JaredOdrick) February 26, 2015
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on missing out:
I grew up watching police chases all the time in LA… and today I missed a Llama chase? I failed.
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) February 26, 2015
Former NFL linebacker Shawne Merrimanon athletic benefits:
Have you ever "Almost" tripped and thought to yourself "I'm a f'ing athlete anyone else would have went down"? Lol
— Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) February 27, 2015
Retired NBA point guard Kenny “The Jet” Smithon something you don’t see every day:
Something I never hear said !! Omg!!#adayinthelife #tnt #ifhesaysitagainiwillpassout pic.twitter.com/wfl2wWtri6
— Kenny Smith (@TheJetOnTNT) February 27, 2015
Athletics pitcher Sonny Grayon being late to the party:
Will someone please fill me in with this dress situation. I am very confused.#blackblue— Sonny Gray (@SonnyGray2)February 27, 2015