
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Padres first baseman Cody Decker on Ronda Rousey’s next challenge:
I hope @RondaRousey wins next years @WWE Royal Rumble. Her vs Lesnar would be WAY better than anything..... Ever...
— Cody Decker (@Decker6) March 1, 2015
Retired NFL defensive end Marcellus Wiley on offensive offense:
They are like WTH!!!
— Marcellus Wiley ? (@marcelluswiley) March 2, 2015
“@KarachiKid81: @marcelluswiley http://t.co/Pw7T0QSnvA”
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartzon sophistication:
Driving through the campus of Princeton just makes me feel smarter. Unfortunately it's a small campus so that feeling didn't last long.
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) March 1, 2015
I also drank coffee out of a glass mug which makes me feel sophisticated. It's been a good day so far.
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) March 1, 2015
Clippers swingman Jamal Crawfordon handles:
Sooo I released one of the moves I had for the all star game.. ( If I had ever made it) enjoy : https://t.co/SkLNITVZiQ
— ? Jamal Crawford (@JCrossover) March 1, 2015
Orioles pitcher Steve Johnsonon one-stop shopping:
If its not available for Amazon Prime then its pretty much dead to me.. #amiright?
— Steve Johnson (@SJohnson831) March 2, 2015
NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. on #MarshalFails:
Real Men of Genius: Overzealous Corner Worker
— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) March 2, 2015
“@SeanLawver48: @Amy_Reimann @DaleJr pic.twitter.com/j424sOdROF”
Geoff Schwartz on #FatGuyProblems:
#FatGuyProblem... When it's cold outside and it's so warm inside public places that you start to sweat. Not fun.
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) March 1, 2015
Women’s tennis player Christina McHale and Patriots safetyPatrick Chungon delays:
That moment when your flight gets canceled after your already on the plane ready to take off AND there's no more flights for the night ?
— Christina McHale (@ChristinaMcHale) March 2, 2015
Flight delays are the worst, especially when they can't find your pilot. Weird.
— Patrick Chung (@PatrickChung23) March 2, 2015
Saints tight end Ben Watsonon doppelgängers:
Should I be offended that at this precise moment in King Kong my son blurted out "That looks like mommy and daddy!" ? pic.twitter.com/foHBVeEeXj
— Benjamin Watson (@BenjaminSWatson) March 2, 2015
Tulsa Shock point guard Skylar Digginson things you learn on Twitter:
Everybody is weird when you think about it...
— Skylar Diggins-Smith (@SkyDigg4) March 2, 2015