
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
PGA golfer Graeme McDowell and more on something called… #PiDay?:
Today is #Pi day
— Graeme McDowell (@Graeme_McDowell) March 14, 2015
3.1415.......#whoknew?
For all my nerds out there... ✊ pic.twitter.com/yE0TGdpGKR
— Chiney Ogwumike (@Chiney321) March 14, 2015
OMG I JUST REALIZED TODAY IS THE ULTIMATE PI DAY!!!!!! 3.14.15!!!!! Mind. Blown. #nerd #thingsthatmakemesmile
— Michelle Wie (@MichelleWieWest) March 14, 2015
Is Pi day (March 14th) more or less annoying than May 4th: "May the 4th be with you"? I feel like acknowledging either is sad.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 14, 2015
Colts running back Vick Ballard is keeping it real:
So hood. But so good. Lol pic.twitter.com/VTosFzBFz9
— Vick Ballard (@VickBallard) March 14, 2015
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on being a man:
I’m not a handyman. I can’t fix anything, so when I just unclogged the garbage disposal w/that little wrench, I felt proud. lol
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) March 14, 2015
Colts offensive lineman Anthony Castonzo on mascot selection:
If I wanted to name a sports team after a fearless animal, I would choose a pigeon.
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) March 14, 2015
WWE Superstar John Cena being a beast:
It's a #SquatSaturday kind of day. @hardnockssouth @eleikosport #StrongisHappy #Respect #NeverGiveUp https://t.co/WY1WVl63Nj
— John Cena (@JohnCena) March 14, 2015
Retired NFL punter Chris Kluwe on pedestrians:
Movie idea - Car chase scene where onlookers are constantly getting plowed down because they're too busy looking at their phones.
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) March 15, 2015
Think about how many car chase scenes have pedestrians *just* noticing the car in time to dodge out of the way.
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) March 15, 2015
PGA golfer Stewart Cink on the ultimate throwback:
Back to our childhood with @JVCHDTV at the Videogame History Museum Lounge! Not quite Call of Duty.. #SXSW pic.twitter.com/SzW2laqvIp
— Stewart Cink (@stewartcink) March 14, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson and his kids had an interesting night at the fair:
Headed to take half the squad to the fair, the other half is on punishment... ?
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
I need 2 win the biggest stuffed animal soon as I get to the Youth Fair, chicks love stuffed animals, having my squad by myself also helps.
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
I can't find those huge Turkey Legs... ?
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
Bought my own Elephant Ear... pic.twitter.com/dLXH7pnS7t
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
Okay, I've had enough of this damn Youth Fair, it's 3 hours past my bedtime & my squad is taking advantage of me...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
My squad is being defiant at the youth fair & I don't have the energy to chase them, taking advantage of security & reported my kids lost..
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
Eating a candy apple sitting at the front entrance until security finds my kids, I won't walk another step in this big ass fair...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015
Security found my kids in the petting zoo, I find it hilarious that my daughter still had the guinea pig in her hand when they walked up.
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 15, 2015