
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Seahawks punter Jon Ryan‘s March Madness pool doesn’t sound fun:
Why doesn't anyone ever fill out an NIT bracket? There's an untapped market there.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 18, 2015
Dolphins wide receiver Kenny Stills, we know the feeling:
i have zero faith in my bracket
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) March 18, 2015
Ravens kicker Justin Tucker on getting to the point:
Dear @sxsw, I don't get you. I think it's because you're cooler than me.
— Justin Tucker (@jtuck9) March 19, 2015
Just let me know when somebody baller is playing.#NoWristbands
Packers offensive lineman T.J. Lang on acronyms:
Just learned what GOAT means.. All along I thought you people were making fun of me.. I am honored.
— TJ Lang (@TJLang70) March 19, 2015
Grizzlies guard Tony Allen on celebrating:
When You Partying With The Squad & Y'all Song Come On ! ??? https://t.co/grmfvuPTt4"
— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) March 18, 2015
Bills running back Anthony Dixon on crop dusting:
I been holding my farts on this flight right but walking down this terminal to my car somebody bout to catch hell lol ????
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) March 19, 2015
And I promise I want flinch they gone be like turbo boosters Imma walk faster lol ??? #ItsWasntMe
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) March 19, 2015
Cowboys wide receiver Cole Beasley on spoilers:
FYI some people have babies and haven't watched empire yet. Stop ruining it for me!!!!! Lol
— Cole Beasley (@Bease11) March 19, 2015
LPGA golfer Cindy LaCrosse on entrapment:
Stupid nextflix with your automatic next episode starter. I'm going to bed 43 min later than I wanted to. #icantstop #itownsme
— Cindy LaCrosse (@CindyLaCrosse) March 19, 2015
Raiders offensive lineman Austin Howard on playing hard:
Is it bad that this stupid game at #DaveAndBusters had me sweating like a workout tho!!? Haha. Larissa was killin it! pic.twitter.com/sp49NzTejm
— Austin Howard (@AustinHoward68) March 19, 2015
Wizards center Kevin Seraphin with advice you hopefully never need:
Crocodiles are fast on their feet, but cannot turn very well. If one is chasing you, run in zig zag lines. Lol
— kevin seraphin (@french_savage) March 18, 2015
Panthers kicker Graham Gano has a suggestion:
I brought this up last year. How about a point for every kickoff that goes through the uprights? @nfl #WhyNot?
— Graham Gano (@GrahamGano) March 18, 2015
Women’s tennis player Alison Riske on real-world application:
Love playing real life "Operation" whenever I drop something b/t my car seat and the middle consul #skinnyfingersneeded #justcomeoutalready
— Alison Riske-Amritraj???? (@Riske4rewards) March 18, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Long on side effects:
Sometimes Twitter makes my head hurt man — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 18, 2015