
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Ravens running back Justin Forsett on veggie aesthetics:
Artichokes have to be one of the ugliest vegetables out there #NoDisrespect
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) March 23, 2015
UFC lightweight Mitch Clarke, that’s not how it works:
If you plant the pit from an avocado it will become a guacamole tree
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) March 24, 2015
This is how Bears offensive linemanKyle Longrolls:
Vanillapic.twitter.com/bZZsaWlcVU— Kyle (@Ky1eLong)March 24, 2015
Former WWE Superstar and current UFC fighter CM Punkon cause and effect:
Do I listen to pop music because i'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
— player/coach (@CMPunk) March 23, 2015
Texans cornerback Kareem Jacksonon investigative reporting:
How the hell TMZ get a MF divorce documents? Damn they got Inspector Gadget working for them!! lol
— Kareem Jackson (@ReemBoi25) March 24, 2015
International Women’s basketball playerElizabeth Cambageon paid parking:
am I actually meant to have $11 worth of coins in my pocket orrrrrrrrr?pic.twitter.com/nSrAI2eB2y— Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage)March 24, 2015
We don’t know where NFL wide receiver Anthony Armstrongis, but we’ll pass:
These big ass mosquitoes down here some like prop planes
— Anthony Armstrong (@MrArmstrong13) March 24, 2015
And now, in honor of #NationalPuppyDay, here’s a bunch of photos of athletes’ dogs:
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye... pic.twitter.com/moY4gYAqYp
— Sydney Leroux Dwyer (@sydneyleroux) March 23, 2015
#NationalDogDay @Itsmesstitches pic.twitter.com/QxsuArt3r3
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) March 24, 2015
Since they say it’s National Puppy Day!! My young Ghost!! #Kasper pic.twitter.com/rjX5JygNK5
— Kareem Jackson (@ReemBoi25) March 24, 2015
Looks like somebody found a replacement while I'm away ? #NationalPuppyDay #BossLerouxDwyer pic.twitter.com/yfVsMcVb9k
— Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) March 24, 2015
#NationalPuppyDay even though he is almost 10 years old, still a puppy in my eyes. Fought through 2 cancer battles ✊ pic.twitter.com/TPPblSiOWJ
— Eric LeGrand (@EricLeGrand52) March 24, 2015
Missin my little man on #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/Wer82lX7mf
— Sam (@SamMartin_6) March 24, 2015
I am in Love.
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) March 24, 2015
This is too much! #TrueLove #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/tZd3acgolW
Happy National Puppy Day pic.twitter.com/uwqY61CEI1
— Joseph Fauria (@BigJoeFauria) March 23, 2015
Those eyes ? #nationalpuppyday #Baci pic.twitter.com/RHUo3MmavN
— Graham Zusi (@gzusi) March 24, 2015
#NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/3CZH1KbOYk
— Derrick Coleman Jr (@DC2forlife) March 24, 2015
My pride and joy. Couldn't ask for a better best friend #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/T0n09PIG8U
— Tara Lipinski (@taralipinski) March 23, 2015
My Babies resting!!!#NationalPuppyDay #TrueLove pic.twitter.com/7SX1Re7J4U
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) March 23, 2015
Happy #nationalpuppyday from my now much bigger boy! https://t.co/DiqQcJDa0A pic.twitter.com/ozFVhSYPhA
— Elena Delle Donne (@De11eDonne) March 23, 2015
It's #NationalPuppyDay .. I'm biased but I vote Bella to be the #1 pup in the NBA. Anyone disagree? pic.twitter.com/qyp4DJ73nb
— Meyers Leonard (@MeyersLeonard) March 23, 2015
#NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/6FSxEs5mFE
— Christie Pearce Rampone (@christierampone) March 24, 2015
#HappyNationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/BGNlDxeqyI
— BrandonSpikes55 (@brandonspikes55) March 23, 2015
#HappyNationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/od3UwBcw7V
— BrandonSpikes55 (@brandonspikes55) March 23, 2015
National puppy day! From my 120lb beast "Bane" isn't he a beauty ??? #hewilleatyoutrustme pic.twitter.com/640UHadZqG
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) March 23, 2015