
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
LB Emmanuel Acho and CB Prince Amukamara on things that’ll happen #BeforeKentuckyLoses:
Destiny's Child will get back together #BeforeKentuckyLoses
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) March 29, 2015
Bill Gates will go bankrupt #BeforeKentuckyLoses
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) March 29, 2015
Dez's ball will be ruled a catch #BeforeKentuckyLoses
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) March 29, 2015
Bill Clinton will drop his mixtape #BeforeKentuckyLoses pic.twitter.com/Tdc5Csquel
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) March 29, 2015
Marshawn Lynch will speak to the media #beforekentuckyloses
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) March 29, 2015
MySpace will be hot again #BeforeKentuckyLoses
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) March 29, 2015
Bills tight end Charles Clayis not impressed:
25 dollars!! Smh pic.twitter.com/3clp3idfAP
— Charles Clay (@C42Clay) March 29, 2015
NBA guard Kendall Marshallon copycat comedies:
wonder if there will be a spinoff called White•ish.. — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5)March 28, 2015
Olympic snowboarder Shaun Whiteand NFL safety Bernard Pollardon dogs doing human stuff:
.@_MayorB, the tour guide @RudyMancuso pic.twitter.com/mx4X8CV7XE
— Shaun White (@shaunwhite) March 28, 2015
I'm seriously at a dog bar! In Noda NC... WOW! I've seen it all... pic.twitter.com/OjCIknwQgC
— Bernard Pollard Jr (@Crushboy31) March 28, 2015
Seahawks punterJon Ryan, fashion police:
Best part about NYC is that women don’t wear high wasted jeans like they do in LA. Please stop dressing like ur mom did before she had u. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)March 28, 2015
I don’t understand the diaper butt pant trend in Orange County — LXXV (@Ky1eLong)March 28, 2015
Jon Ryan, also grammar police:
I used the wrong “wasted” in my last tweet. Should have said “waisted.” Damn you Canadian education system. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)March 28, 2015
Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald is teeing waaaay off:
Extreme 19th hole at the Legends course in South Africa. Longest par 3 in the world. Don't ask what I made on it ?! pic.twitter.com/NMOSbKBhK7
— Larry Fitzgerald (@LarryFitzgerald) March 28, 2015
Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartzis gettin’ after it:
You know arm day was a great one when you have to bring your face down to the fork to eat because you can’t lift your arms
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) March 28, 2015
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnsonon fulfilling dreams:
I finally won a big ass rasta banana, no minion but they love bananas... pic.twitter.com/CywrYxWKvI
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 29, 2015
Rams punter Johnny Hekkerwith a solid Happy Birthday to Rams DE Chris Long:
Happy birthday to my hero @JOEL9ONE
— Johnny Hekker (@JHekker) March 28, 2015
I hope you have a great day brotha! pic.twitter.com/pQMBk8uljT