The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Rams defensive end  Chris Long on being forced back in time:

Broke my phone last night and I’ve been rocking a flip phone all day. Takes me six minutes to complete a text message and it’s got tetris. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 30, 2015

Back in the flip phone days life was so simple. Sometimes I wish we could go back %fliplife — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 30, 2015

Plus there’s no more y2kish sound than hearing a flip phone snap shut. Maybe hearing AOL boot up. Or a door shut in a chat room. — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) March 30, 2015

Seahawks punter Jon Ryanon doppelgängers… sort of:

If josh duhamel ever went on a wicked drunken coke bender he would look like Adam Morrison the next morning #NCAA

— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 29, 2015

Colts offensive lineman Anthony Castonzoon finishing the job:

Women’s tennis player Coco Vandewegheneeds #GeekSquad:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartzon Yasiel Puig’s cannon:

…and on getting props from the enemy:

Dolphins wide receiver Kenny Stillson taking chances:

Jon Ryan on potentially marriage-ending disagreements:

Former NBA forward Brian Scalabrine, man of the people:

Former NFL linebacker Takeo Spikeson film study:

Giants linebacker Mark Herzlichon #Winning:

The Chirpdisclaimer, brought to you by Pistons guard Brandon Jennings:

Social Media is Dangerous — BRANDON JENNINGS (@BrandonJennings)March 29, 2015