The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Warriors center Andrew Bogut on surviving natural disasters:

Earthquake!!!!! — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015

With as much trouble as I have had with this newly built house im in,im just happy its still standing. Passed the Earthquake test #itsastart — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015

Hopefully the next earthquake takes out the oak tree in my backyard that the city wont let me touch! #fingerscrossed — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) April 2, 2015

Dolphins wide receiver  Kenny Stills on moral dilemmas:

Jets defensive end Muhammad Wilkerson is still on CP3 vs. Steph Curry:

Women’s tennis playerMichaella Krajicek on first-world addiction:

How do you know you are phone addicted? When you take your phone with you into the shower and hold it in one hand while showering  #busted— Michaella Krajicek (@MisaKrajicek)April 2, 2015

Padres pitcherBrandon Morrow… did you at least put it in the coffee?:

Former Rutgers linebacker Eric LeGrandon snipers:

Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroneyon things iPhones can’t do:

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnsonon #DateNight: