The Chirp

The Players' Tribune

The Voice of the Game

Apr 3, 2015

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Colts punter Pat McAfee on beach bodies:

Is there a 6-pack abs photo app? I'm ready for it to appear as if I don't eat too much pizza
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) April 3, 2015

LPGA golfer Meredith Duncanon #TheStruggle:

I really wanna be skinny but I really wanna eat Oreos.
— Meredith Duncan (@Meredith_Duncan) April 3, 2015

Texans cornerback Charles Jameson social media stars:

That awkward moment when the trillest dude on the gram who said he was a boss is your server at Dunkin Donuts ?
— Charles James II (@CJDeuce_) April 2, 2015

Orioles pitcher Steve Johnsonon Hollywood endings:

IT'S THE REAL LIFE VERSION OF SQUINTS!! "Been plannin it for years" ? #thesandlot “@BestVlNES: Lil homies a savage pic.twitter.com/6YCo31iJuv”
— Steve Johnson (@SJohnson831) April 3, 2015

Bears offensive lineman Kyle Longon fatigue:

Anyone who took standardized tests in middle school remembers dominating the basic info section and running out of gas on the math section

— LXXV (@Ky1eLong) April 3, 2015

Kind of like starting on an essay section of an exam with incredible handwriting and finishing in hieroglyphs

— LXXV (@Ky1eLong) April 3, 2015

Panthers kicker Graham Gano on disturbing the peace:

My one year olds foot was stuck in between the bars on his crib so I decided to save the day. Moved that sucker and he woke up. ??. #FAIL
— Graham Gano (@GrahamGano) April 3, 2015

Warriors center Andrew Boguton getting left hanging:

People thinking I was serious with this high 5 attempt clearly don’t understand my humour! Silly yes but serious no!https://t.co/n8JK1eHujG— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut)April 3, 2015

Deion Sanders Jr.andDeion Sanders Sr.on #HoodStuff :

Gotta get the hood doughnuts almost every morning. If my doughnuts don't come in a plain white box, I don't want them!
— Deion Sanders Jr (@DeionSandersJr) April 2, 2015

@DeionSandersJr you're a Huxtable with a million $ trust fund stop the hood stuff! Lololol. Son. #Truth
— Deion Sanders (@DeionSanders) April 2, 2015

@DeionSanders lol I still love the hood's doughnuts
— Deion Sanders Jr (@DeionSandersJr) April 2, 2015

Women’s tennis player Marina Erakovicon road trips:

8 hours of driving makes me want to replace my whole music library....and start a swear jar. #RoadRage
— Marina Erakovic (@ErakovicMarina) April 3, 2015

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