The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Dodgers pitcher Brett Anderson on “sellouts”:

Athletics pitcher Jarrod Parker and more on the larger-than-average strike zone on MLB Opening Night:

Grizzlies guard Tony Allen on having eyes in the back of your head:

LPGA golfer Paula Creamer on needing that fix:

Flaunting your fanhood? Broncos defensive end DeMarcus Ware has a tip for you:

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson on grandma being grandma:

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthyniche markets:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on holiday travel:

NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski on the Easter postgame: