The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Dolphins wide receiver  Kenny Stills on organized and fashionable travel options:

Warriors center Andrew Boguton parking restrictions:

No Kardashian parking signs in LA. Love it. Hopefully it goes worldwide and gets passed as a law….. — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut)April 9, 2015

Olympian Lolo Jones on emoji equality:

Seahawks punterJon Ryanon un-happy hour:

If you’ve never experienced depression before come sit in the lobby of a Residents Inn during their free happy hour. Instant depression. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)April 9, 2015

…and on the after-effects:

I know I didn’t spell “residence” correctly in my previous tweet but as mentioned it was happy hour. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)April 9, 2015

Texans running back Arian Foster just wants to get the word out:

Blazers center Robin Lopezon pictures of people taking pictures:

Women’s tennis player Alison Riskeon bad timing:

UFC lightweight Mitch Clarkehad a pretty solid hump day:

Athletics outfielder Josh Reddickhas an eating problem:

…and Colts long snapper Matt Overton has the solution:

Retired NBA guard Jalen Roseon not getting the message: