
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Dolphins wide receiver Kenny Stills on organized and fashionable travel options:
ever since I got this fanny pack I been keeping all my stuff together. ✊
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) April 9, 2015
Warriors center Andrew Boguton parking restrictions:
No Kardashian parking signs in LA. Love it. Hopefully it goes worldwide and gets passed as a law….. — Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut)April 9, 2015
Olympian Lolo Jones on emoji equality:
Really pumped about the brown people emojis. My self esteem always felt crappy using the ? to say I was happy. pic.twitter.com/vEjcwlWzbN
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) April 9, 2015
Seahawks punterJon Ryanon un-happy hour:
If you’ve never experienced depression before come sit in the lobby of a Residents Inn during their free happy hour. Instant depression. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)April 9, 2015
…and on the after-effects:
I know I didn’t spell “residence” correctly in my previous tweet but as mentioned it was happy hour. — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9)April 9, 2015
Texans running back Arian Foster just wants to get the word out:
So if you eat a whole bunch of asparagus, the urine smells like it. Jus fyi.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) April 8, 2015
Blazers center Robin Lopezon pictures of people taking pictures:
That time someone took a picture of me taking a picture with @MarinerMoose #GreatestDayOfMyLife @mariners pic.twitter.com/ttHd9Sx5Ty
— Robin Lopez (@rolopez42) April 9, 2015
Women’s tennis player Alison Riskeon bad timing:
my hair game just miraculously stepped itself up in the last 5 mins- just in time for ?. Fitting.
— Alison Riske-Amritraj???? (@Riske4rewards) April 9, 2015
UFC lightweight Mitch Clarkehad a pretty solid hump day:
If anyone needs me I'll be eating pizza pops and red velvet cheesecake while watching Archer
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) April 9, 2015
Athletics outfielder Josh Reddickhas an eating problem:
Just found out the hard way to not eat tacos from Taco Bell while driving. Ingredients everywhere
— Josh Reddick (@RealJoshReddick) April 8, 2015
…and Colts long snapper Matt Overton has the solution:
Been asking @tacobell for years now to deliver .... By the graces of the cheesy gordita crunch gods my prayers have been answered!
— Matt Overton (@MattOverton_LS) April 9, 2015
Retired NBA guard Jalen Roseon not getting the message:
When blocked trolls get upset and/or still try to Tweet you, are they now Stalkers??
— Jalen Rose (@JalenRose) April 9, 2015