The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Former NFL offensive lineman Wade Smith and more on D-Rose’s game-winner:

— earl bennett (@Agent_Orange80) May 9, 2015

He ain’t call glass tho #stuffsaltyfanssay — ⚜♚⚜ (@QBronald) May 9, 2015

Hit the game winner but remember that yo girl hasn’t texted you back yet lol pic.twitter.com/8KlTll0QM8 — Ben Revere (@BenRevere9) May 9, 2015

Mystics guard Kalana Greene on #Goals:

Rams defensive end Chris Long on perspective:

When times got tough digging this fire pit earlier today I remembered that they built the pyramid without a lowe’s pic.twitter.com/U6XGUGbnUx — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) May 9, 2015

Former NBA center Shaquille O’Neal declares a #ShaqtinAFall meme winner:

Mystics guard Kalana Greene on educating your friends:

Redskins tight end Niles Paul on knowing your surroundings:

NBA guard Kendall Marshall on #FreeAgentLife:

I hate when ppl ask me who I play for. lmao — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) May 8, 2015

Saints safety Rafael Bush on voicemail fake-outs:

Former NBA guard Bobby Brown on game-winners so good they haunt you: