The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Mystics guard Kalana Greene on the new $10 bill:

49ers running back Reggie Bushon meeting USWNT midfielder Megan Rapinoe:

Padres first baseman Cody Deckeron prized possessions:

Bucks forward John Hensonand Rams defensive end Chris Longon favorite songs:

Purple rain…. How elite is that song

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

Beast of Burden also so effing elite…

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

But Gimme Shelter is the goat from RS

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

Springsteen I’m fairly certain it’s I’m on Fire and Something in the Night

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

Former NBA guard Doron Lambon fair-weather friends:

Tigers pitcher David Priceand Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson on dressing for the job you want:

Former NBA guard Jordan Crawfordon practice makes perfect:

PGA golfer Sergio Garcia and more on the U.S. Open:

And I’m the most basic casual golf fan there is. I Hope Tiger will return to Y2k form soon.

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

The fairways look weird in the Pacific Northwest

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

Clippers guard Jamal Crawford on forgetfulness:

IndyCar driver Sage Karamon important purchases:

Pistons guard Spencer Dinwiddieon late passes:

Tigers pitcher David Priceon picking favorites:

And finally, Rams defensive end Chris Longon miracles of science—and patience:

Approaching 4 hours at the airport including 45 minutes on the runway. a 2 hour flight ahead of me. I haven’t had a drink. Miracle or shame?

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015

I don’t even get that mad at airlines. I asked to fly 1000 miles in a metal tube around hundreds of other metal tubes. It can’t be simple.

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) June 19, 2015