
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Golfer Martin Kaymer and more on making the most out of weather delays at the Open:
Having coffee at the Old Course Hotel..Would rather play a few holes on my favorite course! #attacktomorrow #TheOpen pic.twitter.com/0W9atgJUVC
— Martin Kaymer (@MKaymer59) July 18, 2015
@IanJamesPoulter giving @PaulLawriegolf a Twitter tutorial! God help us!!! pic.twitter.com/tgH0dXJ5Zr
— Lee Westwood (@WestwoodLee) July 18, 2015
Former NFL kicker Lawrence Tynes on coming up short:
What are the chances @ZachJohnsonPGA is just taller in Scotland? The ground is firmer over there. Could be the cause of the short trousers
— ???????? ????? (@lt4kicks) July 17, 2015
NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson on crime and punishment:
With all the pasta, pizza and gelato I've been eating, I have to stay on the treadmill! pic.twitter.com/8ZH7a9RClb
— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) July 17, 2015
Welcome to Hot Takes, with your host,Kyle Lowry:
Yo from 12-3 tbs is the best channel lol
— Kyle Lowry (@Klow7) July 14, 2015
So the lady at the drive in literally reached into my car to get payment for my coffee...that's weird right?
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) July 14, 2015
So who's running for #POTUS? I guess a better question would be who ISN'T running for POTUS. Presidential football team in the making....
— Benjamin Watson (@BenjaminSWatson) July 14, 2015
Almost there,Vick Ballard:
— Vick Ballard (@VickBallard) July 18, 2015
NBA guard Landry Fields on #moms:
Mom: Hey, I'll need your wireless service information.
— Landry Fields (@landryfields) July 15, 2015
Me: You mean the password?
Mom: Yes. #Moms
Bucs wide receiver Tavarres King on ethics:
Unethical to spend a birthday without my brother @knowshonmoreno pic.twitter.com/Nianbl7m1s
— Tavarres King (@Tkunodos) July 18, 2015
Cavs guard Iman Shumpert on #CalendarProblems:
Ever since I went pro I never know what day of the week it is anymore.
— Iman. (@imanshumpert) July 17, 2015
WTA player Maria Sharapova and former NBA guard Tyshawn Tayloron #moods:
#Mood!!! pic.twitter.com/F04OpzDXzH
— Maria Sharapova (@MariaSharapova) July 18, 2015
Mood - pic.twitter.com/NRlrUUj5xG
— tyshawn taylor (@tyshawntaylor) July 18, 2015
And finally, after much deliberation, The Chirp has decided to allow Chris Long’s pun:
You mean to tell me he uploaded this photo to IG on porpoise??? pic.twitter.com/l5GVwjQ0uk — Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) July 17, 2015