The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Former MLB player Chipper Jones on #ParkingLotsProblems:

Blazers guard Damian Lillard on making the meme come to you:

Rockets forward Sam Dekker on #FantasyLife:

Flying to LA early in the day so I can make my Fantasy Football draft time tonight. Pure dedication.

Sam Dekker (@dekker) August 31, 2015

WTA player Victoria Azarenka on game faces:

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy on discourse:

Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco on#CoolForTheSummer — Dad Edition:

Rockets center Dwight Howard and more on important questions:

Welcome to Selfie City, population: 3:

Nets forward Quincy Miller on New York memories:

Pro lacrosse player Paul Rabil on one part, one part Seinfeld:

And finally, Rams defensive end Chris Long on bouncing back:

I need a movie to watch this evening. Really need to rebound from spending 90 minutes watching “cop car” a week ago.

Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) September 1, 2015