The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

WWE star and new UFC fighter CM Punk and more on the Sony hackers:

U.S. Women’s soccer forward Alex Morgan on getting the night off:

Rays pitcher Chris Archeron the great money paradox:

Former Michigan basketball star Jalen Rose on Jim Harbaugh‘s big offer:

Rams defensive end Chris Longon old-school swag:

Raptors throwback unis are something they never should have abandoned. — Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) December 18, 2014

Suns guard Goran Dragic on the NYC commute:

Dream forward Delisha Milton-Jones has a message for one holiday thief:

Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander is exercising his opt-out clause:

Bucks guard Kendall Marshallon one of life’s enduring questions:

grey or gray, who knows. — Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) December 17, 2014

PGA golfer Ian Poulter‘s elves are owning Christmas:

Pro Women’s tennis player Madison Keys on her secret to success:

Twins pitcher Phil Hughesis having #twitterproblems: