
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski dispenses some valuable relationship advice:
Note to self-
— Brad Keselowski (@keselowski) December 30, 2014
"I'm sorry I just annihilated you." Is not the best response to your GF after repeatedly beating her at card games.
(Insert death stare)
— Brad Keselowski (@keselowski) December 30, 2014
Spurs vet Manu Ginobili watches exactly the kind of movies you’d think he would watch:
Movie time. The Imitation Game. Excellent! Highly recommended. If you want to know a bit more about Turing, watch Codebreaker, too.
— Manu Ginobili (@manuginobili) December 29, 2014
Tennis player Alison Riske knows that the struggle is real:
the act of actually getting compression socks on your feet is more difficult than one may think
— Alison Riske-Amritraj???? (@Riske4rewards) December 29, 2014
Rockies pitcher Brett Anderson proves that even pro athletes think about cost of living:
Can't even imagine how much farther $5 million goes in Ann Arbor than San Francisco.
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) December 30, 2014
Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is having a rough time, you guys:
Haven't been sick since high school, I feel like Martin on that episode he wasn't feeling well, all I need is a bell to ring & I'm set... ?
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) December 30, 2014
Eagles guard Evan Mathis is having some #DadProblems (Tony Allen can relate):
Crazy party tonight. Girl drank way too much and threw up all over me. http://t.co/diuaWmIqmA pic.twitter.com/0cbMLWR8c3
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) December 30, 2014
Colts long snapper Matt Overton wants to know if you even lift, bro:
So many tank tops, steroids & skinny legs in the public gym tonight
— Matt Overton (@MattOverton_LS) December 29, 2014
Bills running back Boobie Dixon’s season is over, but he’s still in the game:
Oh yeah and I must admit I chickened out on this flight I always talk about not getting a seat next to a pretty chick,finally got one....
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) December 30, 2014
And I haven't said a word to her...smh I need to get it together,this is not the time to not take shots,I need to grow some before we land..
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) December 30, 2014
Imma wait Yall,I jus couldn't shoot she jus too intimidating,Boobie needs help ?
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) December 30, 2014
I'm like shawty wassup,I booked a one way ?
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) December 30, 2014
This weather make me wanna get married ?
— Anthony Dixon (@Boobie24Dixon) December 30, 2014