The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Grizzlies guard Tony Allen with perhaps the finest social media offering that The Chirp has, and possibly ever will, see:

Retired NBA player Jerry Stackhouseon Jim Harbaugh’s exit from San Francisco:

Former NFL wide receiver Donte Stallworth points out a regrettable error:

…And the confusion continues:

Former NBA player Bernard Jameswith his opinion on areport:

Is Michael Jordan really coming back? If he suits up for real guarantee he averaging 20. — Bernard James (@BernardJame5) December 29, 2014

Trail Blazers guard CJ McCollumwith a sadly accurate analysis on the Browns season:

Former NFL punter Chris Kluweonch-ch-ch-changes:

Women’s tennis player and future librarian (possibly actress?) Victoria Azarenka:

MLB pitcher Brett Anderson on the airport grind:

Skier Simon Dumont on… oh geez that looks terrible:

Former NBA playerJulius Hodgeon making sweet love to your dreams:

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthyon the final week of the NFL season:

And finally, MMA star Felice Herrig makes her pitch for starring in Her 2: