
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Women’s tennis star Serena Williams explains her ““:
Hey everyone I keep telling you I am like you normal, average human being. I need my coffee or expresso in the mornings too. #GoingForOneNow
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) January 6, 2015
NBA point guard Spencer Dinwiddie might be stuck:
It would appear that snow plowing is optional here..
— Spencer Dinwiddie (@SDinwiddie_25) January 6, 2015
While Redskins defensive lineman Chris Bakeris looking for volunteers:
Who wants to shovel my drive way
— Chris Baker (@cbakerswaggy) January 6, 2015
Colts long snapper Matt Overton on who shouldn’t win The Bachelor:
"If you don't give me a rose I will f**king kill you!" pic.twitter.com/RgCMfxFCQG
— Matt Overton (@MattOverton_LS) January 6, 2015
And Rams defensive end Chris Long is over it:
The Bachelor, hope you’ve enjoyed my timeline. You may leave now.
- Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 6,
LPGA golfer Kristy McPhersonon the one that got away:
Just witnessed a dorky guy(maybe a 2)breakin up w a cute girl (solid 8) on the shuttle bus. Trust me buddy, u were out kicking ur coverage!
— Kristy McPherson (@KRISTY2208) January 6, 2015
Former NBA player DeQuan Jones, who’s trying to fool you?:
Romancing a woman is one of the dopest experiences of manhood. Don’t be fooled
- Dequan Jones (@jetjones18) January 5, 20
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthyon bad Twitterers:
some people are just better at twitter than others pic.twitter.com/ujMEDLKAUj
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) January 6, 2015
Former NFL linebacker Takeo Spikeson smooth criminals:
Wow!! Watching the news & a Burglar in Oregon breaks into a home, soaks in hot tub, pours several drinks, & takes a shower. #BoldCriminal
— Takeo Spikes, M.B.A (@TakeoSpikes51) January 6, 2015
Redskins tight end Niles Paul ain’t no country boy:
Went hog hunting in Houston with my brother. Busted my head wide open. That's when I realized I wasn't about that country boy life
— Niles Paul (@NilesP_) January 5, 2015
Blue Jays pitcher Marcus Stromanon #firstworldproblems:
Saddest day of the year. Have to decide what sneakers to take and which ones to leave home. Sneakerheads feel my pain! Lol
— Marcus Stroman (@STR0) January 5, 2015
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart on false advertising:
This is messed up when you can't even by a Coke out of a Coke machine at the airport pic.twitter.com/1PNJ9gA93n
— Tony Stewart (@TonyStewart) January 6, 2015
49ers safety Eric Reed got a bad deal:
Groupon sucks.
— Eric Reid (@E_Reid35) January 5, 2015
Sold me a refurbished camera for the exact same price as a brand new one at BestBuy.
— Eric Reid (@E_Reid35) January 5, 2015
Former NFL cornerback Phillip Buchanon on Instagram goggles:
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter.
— Phillip Buchanon (@PhillipBuchanon) January 5, 2015