The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Women’s tennis star Serena Williams explains her ““:

NBA point guard Spencer Dinwiddie might be stuck:

While Redskins defensive lineman Chris Bakeris looking for volunteers:

Colts long snapper Matt Overton on who shouldn’t win The Bachelor:

And Rams defensive end Chris Long is over it:

The Bachelor, hope you’ve enjoyed my timeline. You may leave now.

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 6,

LPGA golfer  Kristy McPhersonon the one that got away:

Former NBA player DeQuan Jones, who’s trying to fool you?:

Romancing a woman is one of the dopest experiences of manhood. Don’t be fooled

Dequan Jones (@jetjones18) January 5, 20

Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthyon bad Twitterers:

Former NFL linebacker Takeo Spikeson smooth criminals:

Redskins tight end Niles Paul ain’t no country boy:

Blue Jays pitcher Marcus Stromanon #firstworldproblems:

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart on false advertising:

49ers safety Eric Reed got a bad deal:

Former NFL cornerback Phillip Buchanon on Instagram goggles: