The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Orioles pitcher  Steve Johnson has no shame:

…and neither does Giants punter Steve Weatherford:

Saints wide receiver Kenny Stills on the road not taken:

Rams defensive end Chris Long will take Door No. 2:

Ever see a doorway and say “I’m good”

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 9,

Former WNBA player Liz Cambage might be a little too nice:

is it weird for your uber guy to come in to your house and use the toilet…. Twice in one day?

Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) January 10

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is turning the tables

LPGA golfer Jessica Korda on date night:

Dodgers pitcher Brett Anderson can only dream:

Retired NFL punter Chris Kluwe has finally made it:

Former NBA player DeQuan Jones on the struggle:

Raiders punter Marquette King, the answer is, all of them:

Pistons forward Anthony Toilliveron the unquestioned highlight of the night: