The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Orioles pitcher  Steve Johnson has no shame:

…and neither does Giants punter Steve Weatherford:

Saints wide receiver Kenny Stills on the road not taken:

Rams defensive end Chris Long will take Door No. 2:

Ever see a doorway and say “I’m good”

Former WNBA player Liz Cambage might be a little too nice:

is it weird for your uber guy to come in to your house and use the toilet…. Twice in one day?

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson is turning the tables

LPGA golfer Jessica Korda on date night:

Dodgers pitcher Brett Anderson can only dream:

Retired NFL punter Chris Kluwe has finally made it:

Former NBA player DeQuan Jones on the struggle:

Raiders punter Marquette King, the answer is, all of them:

Pistons forward Anthony Toilliveron the unquestioned highlight of the night: