The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner and more on Kam Chancellor’s insane hops:

@lolojones Kam Chancellor….thoughts?

Jeremy Barfield (@BarfontheField) Januar

@Kam_Chancellor bro u going crazy right now

Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) January 11

Colts punter Pat McAfee on life’s certainties:

LPGA golfer Christina Kim on Gronk’s bum:

Padres minor league first baseman Cody Deckeron taking advice:

Rams defensive end Chris Long is theotherRob Lowe:

My cable is out I’m like Rob Lowe right now.

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 10,

Rob Lowe was born right here in Charlottesville, VA. It was meant to be that I would be stuck without cable Divisional Wknd.

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 10,

Nuggets guard Ty Lawson going hard on a Saturday night (is that a Dewrito-tini?):

Former MLB pitcher Dirk Hayhurst is keeping his options open:

Grizzlies guard Tony Allen‘s birthday cake is legit:

Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long is mythbusting:

My cab driver in Dallas is about 4 ft 5 – not everything is bigger in Texas

Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) January 11, 2015