The Chirp

This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:

NFL defensive endAdam Carrikershould be onShark Tank:

Rams defensive endChris Longhad game in 1994:

In 94 I used to listen to Green Day and chat with babes in AOL chat rooms.

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 17

If you met a chick in a chat room in 94 how would you even get in touch with her? Give her your landline? Meet me at the matinee of Speed?

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 17,

I wrapped a goosebumps book I had already read and gave it to a chick for Christmas in 94. Pimp tight.

Christopher Long (@JOEL9ONE) January 17,

Former MLB first basemanKevin Millaron bachelor pads:

Former NFL cornerbackPhillip Buchanonon grudges:

Former NFL wide receiverChad Johnsonon technicalities:

Redskins safetyRyan Clark on Uber nightmares:

Women’s tennis playerAna Ivanovicon preferential treatment:

LA Sparks guardCandice Wigginsthe meaning of life:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz on sympathy: