
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Dodgers pitcher Brett Anderson on timing:
Way to go Arizona, every time you want some precipitation, crickets...weekend of the Super Bowl/Waste Management Open= constant rain.
— Brett Anderson (@_BAnderson30_) January 30, 2015
Blazers guard Damian Lillard can’t wait to get out of Milwaukee:
Pfister hotel in Milwaukee haunted... Idc what nobody say.
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) January 31, 2015
Pistons guard Brandon Jennings may be injured, but he’s still living the dream:
This what I did today. My hair, sleep, sleep, sleep, watch basketball!!! pic.twitter.com/Fzb66WZIKZ
- BRANDON JENNINGS (@BrandonJennings) Janu
Former NFL wide receiver Donte Stallworth on chasing ghosts:
#BREAKING: the culprit who deflated the footballs before the Patriots-Colts game was found hiding in downtown Dallas... in the grassy knoll.
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) January 31, 2015
Pro lacrosse player Paul Rabil always has time for Mom:
My mom just called, interrupted my workout and told me she's nervous for her first @Uber ride...take care of her, please.
— Paul Rabil (@PaulRabil) January 31, 2015
PSG forward Zlatan Ibrahimovic on the power struggle:
Zlatan doesn’t go to referees. Referees go to Zlatan. pic.twitter.com/IAcNii81SZ
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@FactsofIbra)
Saints wide receiver Kenny Stills on odd phrases:
all of a sudden everyone is saying "per usual"
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) January 31, 2015
…while Saints defensive end Cameron Jordan is just making up words:
Maaan?? I'm HANGRY!!!! (Angry because I'm hungry!!)
— cameron jordan (@camjordan94) January 31, 2015
Bills linebacker Brandon Spikes on striking out:
Eattttttt !!!!! #FrankThaTank pic.twitter.com/pDYRM6MmQW
— BrandonSpikes55 (@brandonspikes55) January 31, 2015
Former NBA player DeQuan Jones on Saturday Morning Cartoons:
Yall remember One Saturday Morning? They played all the best cartoons.
— Dequan Jones (@DequanMJones) January 31, 2015
Ravens running back Justin Forsett on supply and demand:
Uber is killing the game tonight I'm thinking about renting a car & just start picking people & drive them around lol #MoneyMaker
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) January 31, 2015
Retired LPGA golfer Nicole Hage on good help being hard to find:
My assistant was working hard today??... Gonna have to cut her pay? ?? #mybestfriend #bringmypuptoworkdayeveryday pic.twitter.com/8i6ntbvN83
— Nicole Hage (@NicoleHage) January 30, 2015
Islanders winger Jordan Eberle on posers:
For those of you following the Jordan Eberle on Instagram. It's fake I don't have Instagram.
— Jordan Eberle (@jeberle_7) January 30, 2015