
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Saints wide receiver Kenny Stills on history repeating itself:
$20 damn near filled the car up ✊✊✊✊
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) February 3, 2015
missy elliot coming on stage yesterday got me so hype! damn near jumped off the couch
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) February 3, 2015
bet you never thought you'd see that in two back to back tweets bahahah
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) February 3, 2015
Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara on uneducated youth:
Dear those born after the year 2000,@MissyElliott is not a new artist! Lol
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) February 2, 2015
Texans running back Arian Foster still wants answers:
Has Twitter identified who was in the left shark suit yet?
— feeno (@ArianFoster) February 2, 2015
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy on making safe happen:
.@Nationwide my kid just ate a steak knife while i was online making fun of your commercial
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) February 2, 2015
PGA golfer Jason Dufner on fellow golfer Keegan Bradley‘s man crush:
If only @Keegan_Bradley could have gotten on the field last night for the celebration,this could have been a reality pic.twitter.com/5Hbe2jK8Po
— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) February 3, 2015
Former NFL fullback Vonta Leach on the ultimate disappointment:
I thought red velvet Oreos will be out today, went to Wally World and could not find any.
— Vonta Leach (@vleach44) February 2, 2015
Looks like Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long had a nice little Monday:
im just gonna listen to old t swift and carb load %girltweets
- Kyle (@Ky1eLong) February 3, 2015
No really my plans are as follows – pick up sushi carryout, eat all Nemos homies, play some destiny and then pass out without an alarm set
- Kyle (@Ky1eLong) February 3, 2015
Women’s tennis player Serena Williamson kids and their slang:
With my bestfriend @DriaMusic and her step son said his friend is outside "cupcaking" I'm like there are cupcakes outside!!! #gettingold
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) February 3, 2015
NFL wide receiver Anthony Armstrong on why we love hoops:
About 1/3 of the fun in basketball is making the squeaky noises with your shoes. It's scientifically proven. #DontBelieveMeJustWatch
— Anthony Armstrong (@MrArmstrong13) February 3, 2015
Just another day in the life of boxer Floyd Mayweather:
Fish pedicure https://t.co/snefulWx05
— Floyd Mayweather (@FloydMayweather) February 3, 2015
Rockies pitcher John Axfordand NASCAR driver Danica Patrick on public displays of affection:
Let me tell you a sob story about my husband's death less than 2 years ago...Now, let's make out on network TV! #TheBachelor
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) February 3, 2015
.........is anyone watching this craziness on #TheBachelor?!?! Of course, that's a totally normal first date. ?
— Danica Patrick (@DanicaPatrick) February 3, 2015
I am not sure my mom would want me watching this!
— Danica Patrick (@DanicaPatrick) February 3, 2015
Vonta Leach‘s search continues… :
Anybody know which store have red velvet Oreos in Rob Co
— Vonta Leach (@vleach44) February 2, 2015
Colts linebacker Shaun Phillips on keeping your head on a swivel:
The awkward moment when you walk into the girls room because you are texting.
— Shaun Phillips (@ShaunPhillips95) February 3, 2015
Retired Eagles safety Brian Dawkins on #TweetLife:
Man... I love Twitter. Get to talk to such iiiinteresting people. In my Looney Tunes voice no less.
— Brian Dawkins (@BrianDawkins) February 2, 2015