
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Patriots defensive back Devin McCourty on Patriots fans:
Here's the greatness of Boston sports fans summed up in 6-seconds LOL (D-Mac) https://t.co/dt6btUA4un
— Devin&Jason McCourty (@McCourtyTwins) February 4, 2015
Colts long snapper Matt Overton on acting like you’ve been there:
The difference between your 4th Super Bowl win & your 1st! pic.twitter.com/30lsjzu7qe
— Matt Overton (@MattOverton_LS) February 4, 2015
Retired NFL defensive end Marcellus Wileycan’t let it go:
Did the Patriots "cut any corners" on their parade route today?#asterisk
— Marcellus Wiley ? (@marcelluswiley) February 5, 2015
There’s one thing Broncos tight end Julius Thomas won’t tolerate:
If you pee on the toilet seat...... find the nearest bridge and just jump off! My biggest pet peeve!!!!
— Julius Thomas (@Julius_Thomas) February 4, 2015
Giants running back Rashad Jennings on the alternative:
Hmmm… I don’t even wanna know how you score a touch-down! I'm sure their no huddle offense is deadly haha ???? pic.twitter.com/Xfu0xQdedz
— Rashad Jennings (@RashadJennings) February 4, 2015
Colts offensive lineman Anthony Castonzo on garlic breath:
Garlic breath is NOT a bad thing. It's an immediate sign that u appreciate the finer things in life.
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) February 4, 2015
Retired Men’s tennis player Andy Roddick on satisfied customers:
Just one time I want someone to say they hate the finished product on Property Brothers ...... Would be hilarious ....
— andyroddick (@andyroddick) February 4, 2015
NASCAR driver Joey Logano has traded in his stock car:
Having some fun in my big green tractor pic.twitter.com/YeXp9RjZUJ
— Joey Logano (@joeylogano) February 5, 2015
Giants wide receiver Ramses Barden is warning you:
I Repeat! DO NOT leave your cashews alone with me.
— Ramses Barden (@RamsesSHINES) February 4, 2015
Tigers pitcher David Price‘s house might be a little too big:
Lived in my new house for 2 and a half months now...and today was the day I found out we had a steam room!! I love surprises #homeowner
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) February 4, 2015
Women’s tennis player Caroline Wozniacki on selective hearing:
Someone once tried to convince me gelato was healthy. Right now I pretend to believe it, so I don't feel too guilty about having one ????
— Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) February 4, 2015
Athletics outfielder Josh Reddick on staying busy:
Get bored in the offseason? Prank your roommate. #Balloons&AirFresheners pic.twitter.com/UBfcLEzFqw
— Josh Reddick (@RealJoshReddick) February 5, 2015
Women’s tennis player Alison Riske needs a napkin:
really embarrassed about the entire lunch I just spilled down my shirt. I got so excited
— Alison Riske-Amritraj???? (@Riske4rewards) February 4, 2015
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy on The Struggle:
other than war, famine and like a billion other things, there's nothing worse than when Netflix is down
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) February 5, 2015
Former NFL cornerback Phillip Buchanon on never settling:
My taste is simple. I'm easily satisfied with the very best.
— Phillip Buchanon (@PhillipBuchanon) February 5, 2015
Former NFL fullback Vonta Leach‘s search is finally over:
Found them #fatboy #tweet yummy2mytummy pic.twitter.com/u8NYhVEUWE
- VontaLeach44 (@vleach44) February 5, 201