
The Chirp
This is The Chirp, your all-inclusive look at the best observations, jokes and photos that athletes have recently shared on social media. Because while not every story can be told in 140 characters… some can:
Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara is storming the court:
Had to rush it! Just had to!! @ASU pic.twitter.com/kLfATJoxdA
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) February 8, 2015
Lol!!! @ASU pic.twitter.com/pIilFdvPDD
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) February 8, 2015
Hyped!! @ASU #forkem pic.twitter.com/59xvdTYZYf
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) February 8, 2015
Let’s all learn from Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz‘s mistakes:
Was cutting a jalapeño, washed my hands, and still somehow got it in my nose and upper lip. The pain is brutal. Don’t advise doing this
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) February 7, 2015
Orioles pitcher Steve Johnson on what really scares him:
Just fyi.. Deep Blue Sea is on. Really smart sharks. Idk anything scarier. Entertained while I pack #sogood #classic pic.twitter.com/7GqZADBpNa
— Steve Johnson (@SJohnson831) February 8, 2015
When you're walking up the stairs after turning off the lights and hear a noise ? pic.twitter.com/6TYwWVXhUJ
— Steve Johnson (@SJohnson831) February 8, 2015
Lions tight end Joseph Fauria on old habits:
The fact that I ever used to text “ur” in place of “your” & “you’re” makes me sick to my stomach. (@BigJoeFauria) February 7, 2015
- Joseph Fauria
Former NBA swingman Josh Childress on shady zebras:
Overheard a ref & the coach of Cairns at halftime. The ref said " I think you'll win anyway. Just quietly." pic.twitter.com/LPoRGudup8
— Josh Childress (@JChillin) February 8, 2015
Ravens running back Justin Forsett on excuses:
Wife asked me to take out the trash I told her my glutes are deactivated so I couldn't grant her request #MyAnswerForEveryThing #JustJokes
— Justin Forsett (@JForsett) February 7, 2015
Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams has created a monster:
Left my daughter and my phone/selfie stick alone for 90-seconds and this is what i come back to... pic.twitter.com/xZ30s1UiTg
— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) February 7, 2015
Ravens offensive lineman Kelechi Osemele on caving in:
A brotha broke down an ordered pizza today...?? the food guilt. I was strong for so long ?✊ lol ?
— Kelechi Osemele (@KOseven0) February 8, 2015
Former MLB pitcher Dallas Braden on warning signs:
Should be cool right? Totally safe? Probably zero sketchiness involved... pic.twitter.com/RJL5UgGjoR
— Dallas Braden (@DALLASBRADEN209) February 8, 2015
Women’s tennis player Anna-Lena Grönefeld on getting stuck:
For someone this turned out very unfortunate! pic.twitter.com/9qfRNKmFnR
— Anna-Lena Groenefeld (@Annagroenefeld) February 8, 2015
Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant on priorities:
All I brought was suede shoes and it's raining... Oh hell naw!!! I might have to do a rain check... I don't play about my shoes!!!
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) February 8, 2015
Colts tight end Coby Fleener wins by a nose:
Who's taller? pic.twitter.com/AJ8BxBQZvi
— Coby Fleener (@Coby) February 7, 2015
Rams defensive end Chris Long with either advice or a warning, your call:
The dumbest tweets get the most retweets (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2015
- Chris Long